What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 16:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Was Daenerys' downfall inevitable after she left Meereen in Game of Thrones?

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

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Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Can the belief of not worshipping Christ held by Jehovah's Witnesses be disproven using scripture alone?

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Which Ayurvedic ritual, dry brushing, oil pulling, or facial massage, do you want to try first?

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Uh-Oh! Switch 2's New GameChat Feature Is Transcribing Bad Words - Nintendo Life

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

No go.

Trump says he's doubling steel and aluminum tariffs to 50% starting next week What effect could this have on the global economy? Canadian industry says new steel tariffs will cause 'mass disruption'.

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Do you even realise that NASA could've hid or bury every single piece of evidence for a flat-earth and exaggerate their evidence? Have you ever question materialist scientific narratives?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

James Webb Detects Never-Before-Seen Molecule on Scorching Exoplanet - The Daily Galaxy

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

How does Arab culture and values differ from western culture and values?