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Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Was Daenerys' downfall inevitable after she left Meereen in Game of Thrones?
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
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Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Which Ayurvedic ritual, dry brushing, oil pulling, or facial massage, do you want to try first?
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
No go.
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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How does Arab culture and values differ from western culture and values?